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Cruisin’ for a Contested Election

Those wascally Wepublicans while wedistwicting dwew a line wight thwough the most liberal college in the United States. Students and faculty of Warren Wilson College collect their mail in a single room with a single address, which just won’t do anymore. The problem only came to light about halfway through early voting. If the nouveau hippie kids still insist on voting, they must tell the poll worker on which side of Warren Wilson Road they hang their peace Rasta hemp tour hats. Then, they’ll be given a provisional ballot, to be counted within a week of the vote calls. Only about 1000 voters are in the no man’s land. The problem wouldn’t be so bad if the legislature had declared that hippies only get half a vote.

P.S. I used to work at WWC.

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